I heer that frase a lot. But I am 13! Now that I thenk of it, I am almust an Elder like Butchy was. He made it to 21, whitch is Xsepshunal. I hope I mayke it to 21.
In Catdom, yoo are an Elder when yoo reech the age of 15. Miss Muffin is theer now, and Kashi hass a loong way to go. All of Rehhreh's cheldreen are kensideered "old" cats. I dont lyke the werd 'old', I am wyse. I lern noo thengs every day and pryde myself on keepeen my stretch, my pownce, and eyesite. Wunce yoor fysical chaynges begin, a noo tipe of xsistence begins. Its almust lyke anuther sense. And no, we dont haff nyne lyves. That's just silliness creatid by the meedia. Our will to liff is very strong. Thats why yoo cant jusst tayke it away. I thawt too-leggers knoo these thengs, but not so!
As I was sayeen, Elders are abel to sleepe more, emote frum a distence, and charme less. Its semple reespect that alloos us the best dish, the best windoo, the ferst brush. Wee are not dogs and run aroond, so beeng a houscat has its adventeges. That may bee anuther reeson why Eldertime comes to us eesily. Of corse, Rehhreh alloos us to fully be cats. I dont thenk too-leggers wuld allowe jusst any cat to run the roomes lyke we doo. Shee is very gud to us, even if we get skwooshed. It goos with the terretory.
Now iff she wuld just take the cold box out of the windoo, I culd see those sparroos better! Hss hss hss i kill me, i sware!
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