hello. this is dexter.
i haffn't ben arund for a wile, itz ben a gud summer. Reh rehh wuz whoopeen and hollereen last nite sence the pikture box wuz on. She told me iff a huhrikane ever happint, she wuld lift me in a bakpak and tayke me with her. thatz nyce.
In uther newz, Miss Muffinz is sikk. Lyke, not eateen or moveen sikk. Reh rehh is goeen to the vett this week with Poof. (thatz miss muffinz nikname.)
She told me Poof alwayz had trubble with her teeth sence her kittentyme. I also knoo that Fluffy, my predesesser, died becuz of his teeth. I dont knoo whut an absess is. I knoo what OBSESS is, sence i like catnip. maybee this is not the tyme fer joakes.
i'm sorree.
Reh rehh haz ben lyeen downe a lott laytely sence her back hurtz. i wunder if itz becuz she haz no tayle? why do too-leggerz not haff tayles...i haff always wundered this. so I jump up to stay by the pilloo. Reh rehh cant lift me all the tyme, i gess. i'm happee to haff a home, tho.
i hope Poof is ok. Is thee absess contaygess? i hope not. i dont lyke brusheen my teeth. i haff no thums.
I'll haff to ask Reh rehh. Raynee day, too. Tyme to napp, I gess.
by fer now!
love
dexter
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